Turning you on turns me on. Unknown (via perfect) 244,435 notes
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Never again will I ever take shots of wild turkey. Never fucking again.
If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle. Carolyn Hall, 17 Thoughts for Single Women From A Divorcee (via silhouettesofspilledink)


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Ssssssshh… 😚💨
reblog this if you’re lesbian, bisexual, or pansexual. (girls only, please)


there’s a reason for this, btw ;)

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