Just accidentally on purpose rub your thang on shawty booty when you tryna get past her. 564 notes


I wish I could illegally download clothes

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What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

You’d be surprised how many people don’t know that.

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tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

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if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

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